View Full Version : So you think you know kung foo?


Digital_Damage
05-16-2007, 03:13 PM
These guys could teach you a thing or two

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ls2k32PxCA

tjbourgoyne
05-16-2007, 03:43 PM
These fly by night karate places are a joke. I saw overweight kids with black belts that could not do a push-up when I checked a few out. One of my old friends was an alternate for the olymics who started out in this crap. I could kick his ass senseless after wrestling 2 years in h.s.

ZoomZoomH
05-16-2007, 03:50 PM
at Rex-Kwon-Do, we use the Buddy System

mike0615
05-16-2007, 05:05 PM
i know kung fu, but it only works when 20 of my friends are with me. my style can even take out armed assailants, given that a few of my friends will get shot or stab, its ok cuz the the ends justifies the means.

bikes2cars
05-16-2007, 05:09 PM
Obviously, not trained by Chuck Norris! :icon_no2:

mike0615
05-16-2007, 05:17 PM
but seriously, this was my master i trained 7 years with since i was 8.

http://www.kungfucinema.com/people/dorian_tan_tao_liang.htm

he is like my second father, i haven't seen him in years.

bikes2cars
05-16-2007, 05:21 PM
but seriously, this was my master i trained 7 years with since i was 8.

http://www.kungfucinema.com/people/dorian_tan_tao_liang.htm

he is like my second father, i haven't seen him in years.

What style did you learn, Mike?

mike0615
05-16-2007, 05:36 PM
we did Taewkondo for striking and hopkedo for arm bars wrist locks and up close grappling. for a time my master brought in a chinese kung fu master from china and we trained with the wooden bo staff as well. but that didn't work out to well cuz the kung fu master didn't speak english and he wanted to smack kids that couldn't get things right. and you know how that wont fly in the states.

Digital_Damage
05-16-2007, 06:12 PM
Kung fu is a waste of money we have the shoot first ask question later law in Florida.

Glock > Kung Fu

mike0615
05-16-2007, 06:35 PM
yeah, but when fighting zombies, you dont have to reload kung fu.... FTW!

RENESIS_NEENJA
05-17-2007, 04:04 PM
I'm actually an assistant Kung-Fu instructor, I'm about a year away from full certification hopefully....