I dont think its been done yet so I'll star tthe ball rolling!


I wish I had the power of Jack Bauer!

No matter how obscenely difficult a task would be, it would be accomplished in 24 hours!

Sounds like more fun than flying!

I'd be Spawn. He's gotta be the best superhero out there.

-Steakboy

Easy, Superman.

I wish I had the power of Jack Bauer!

No matter how obscenely difficult a task would be, it would be accomplished in 24 hours!

Sounds like more fun than flying!

I donno... he can do most tasks within 1-2 hours. But his entire family has to be killed or jailed, and almost dies every 15 minutes. Sounds bogus to me.

Easy, Superman.

Superman is way too easy to defeat since kryptonite seems to be sold by friggin' walmart and everyone has some on hand.

The OP said what single power -- so picking a superhero might not count since many have more than one. If I had to pick a single power though, it would be the power cosmic. Described here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Surfer

But really.... they made the SS too powerful, so I don't know if that should count :)

Yea I though about that, after I posted it. I would go with being invulnerable. Though flying would be sweet.

Everyone may have kryptonite, but he has only died once! I just need his powers when they made him way to powerful.

you know spawn is the coolest super hero ever. although, i guess his "power" is simply being a hellspawn wearing a living symbiotic costume.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f0/Spawn_with_guns_2.jpg/800px-Spawn_with_guns_2.jpg

-Steakboy

Phoenix Force.

are some/all of you guys closet comic book geeks? ROFL

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I would have the powers of the "Orgazmorator", from the movie Orgazmo!

Sharpen pencils with my mind really sharp.

http://www.angelfire.com/ne/notears/Orgazmo.jpg

I would have the powers of the "Orgazmorator", from the movie Orgazmo!


Now THAT is a superpower!


My fellow americans...I..am...ahhhhhh

*takes out a cigarette and lights it*

First choice would be the ability to absorb other superpowers like Peter Petrelli on Heroes. Second choice would be a healing factor like Wolverine (adamantium claws would be a nice bonus). Third would be the power over magnetic fields like Magneto.

I would rate Magneto's abilities over Wolverines. You can do ALOT with Mags powers.

i'll take batman's superpower crippling emotional problems with a dash of billionairism.

the power too control gravity... Which would in a realistic sense require me too contain more mass than our planet... Which sadly isn't a reality...

But the real world uses would be tremendous! I could work at a shipping harbor moving containers without having to use any gas! Or, at a race I could keep the opponents car in the air, or smash there asses into the ground too see there tires break...

The power to raise that skirt! Or simply fling a chick upside down... Nobody would know it was me, because of course this all happens simply by thought....

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Ya, not gonna happen....

Seems like my superpower dreams are as realistic as all those trolls who complain about not being able too beat there mom's mini-van...

the power too control gravity... Which would in a realistic sense require me too contain more mass than our planet... Which sadly isn't a reality...

But the real world uses would be tremendous! I could work at a shipping harbor moving containers without having to use any gas! Or, at a race I could keep the opponents car in the air, or smash there asses into the ground too see there tires break...

The power to raise that skirt! Or simply fling a chick upside down... Nobody would know it was me, because of course this all happens simply by thought....

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Ya, not gonna happen....

Seems like my superpower dreams are as realistic as all those trolls who complain about not being able too beat there mom's mini-van...

sounds more like telekinesis.

-Steakboy

I dont really want super powers, I want to be a super billionaire though

I dont really want super powers, I want to be a super billionaire though

You should get a super power that turns rocks to gold then.

I want to be Chuck Norris, because underneath his beard lies another fist.

Definitely telekinesis. But only if it was pretty powerful so I could do things like lift several tons and hover myself.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

I would rate Magneto's abilities over Wolverines. You can do ALOT with Mags powers.True. The power of magnetism doesn't just have to do with metal it pertains to all things that have a magnetic field. In essence Magneto could cause people to spontaneously combust or disintegrate if he broke the magnetic bonds that held the electrons in a person's cells together. It all depends on how much control he really had over magnetic fields.

That being said, the ability to regenerate from just about any wound no matter how great and to slowly age is definitely appealing.

un-killable?

If you have ever seen the TV series "Red Dwarf" there is an episode where Rimmer gets hold of a potion that makes him irressitable to women .

That would get my vote ...

Telekinesis

First Item on the list. Make everyone at work think they smelled the worst fart ever, and watch them puke.

then add 100hp to the ocho.

My superpower is the ability to create new superpowers.

There. I said it. Someone had to.

Superman is way too easy to defeat since kryptonite seems to be sold by friggin' walmart and everyone has some on hand.


lol

True. The power of magnetism doesn't just have to do with metal it pertains to all things that have a magnetic field. In essence Magneto could cause people to spontaneously combust or disintegrate if he broke the magnetic bonds that held the electrons in a person's cells together. It all depends on how much control he really had over magnetic fields.

That being said, the ability to regenerate from just about any wound no matter how great and to slowly age is definitely appealing.True. Mags has great skill over his ability that he is essentially living energy. Though Wolvie (who I hate btw) healing powers have been ramped up so much that if all but a string of hair was left, he would regenerate. Originally, any fatal wound would kill him or take him an EXTREMELY long time to recoupe. Such as Magneto ripping the metal from his bones.

I digress, the nerd in me is too strong. lol.

X-ray vision, only when needed.

damn...this is a tough one. Since I already have Jedi Powers, I'll have to get back to ya

But do you have all the Jedi powers???

def telekinesis, so i can bitch slap people in the room and not have them know its me, or trip people walking around, GOD THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.


2nd probably rx8 mod power

telekinesis for sure. the ability to move things with your mind creates many amazing things, physical control of others, you could multiply your own strength and speed, you could basically fly by using your powers on your self, you could use your powers to go play craps or roulette and easily make plenty of money easily.

live forever with a perfect body, never sick, never old, never injured.

my superpower would be the ability to stop all the n00b gas mileage/best intake/synthetic oil/VS Z car/etc.. threads.

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def telekinesis, so i can bitch slap people in the room and not have them know its me, or trip people walking around, GOD THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.


2nd probably rx8 mod power


I think this would be extremely dangerous!

you could just squeeze someones heart from inside their body and kill them with a cardiac arrest with ni visible signs! you evil, evil man!

I want to be Chuck Norris, because underneath his beard lies another fist.

someone watches too much family guy! oh wait...

my superpower would be the ability to stop all the n00b gas mileage/best intake/synthetic oil/VS Z car/etc.. threads.
Maybe you should just start with a mild sense of humor and then go from there.

That being said, the ability to regenerate from just about any wound no matter how great and to slowly age is definitely appealing.

why not just go for immortality?

I would like the ability to punch somebody in the teeth through the internet...like they're just typing out something stupid and I can punch my screen only my fist is somehow magically teleported through hundreds of miles and reappears by flying out of someone's screen.

Either that, or the ability to induce uncontrollable diarrhea in a target at a distance. You can't fight back if you're doubled over with severe intestinal cramps. Call me Milk of Magneto.

To the OP,
Now can we have the powers of a "superhero" or ONE power?


Easy, Superman.
Superman's "cheesy!" He's got powers that get made up on the fly. Ever see Superman IV? The whole, look at the Great Wall of China bit? Total Cheese.

I'd be Spawn. He's gotta be the best superhero out there.

-Steakboy
Spawn's cool, but the whole damned to eternal Hellfire thing kinda turns me off...

def telekinesis, so i can bitch slap people in the room and not have them know its me, or trip people walking around, GOD THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.


2nd probably rx8 mod power
:rollingla That's a good one, Dill!


For me, if I could be a superhero and have all the powers they have? I'd want to be Magneto, hands down. See, he's really got just ONE power but he can use it so he's got all kinds of abilities. Cool and not totally cheesy.

DBZ - you get flight, energy blasts and ridiculous amounts of martial arts all in one.

DBZ - you get flight, energy blasts and ridiculous amounts of martial arts all in one.
Uh, yeah, but then everything you did would take 5 episodes. Seriously, a walk to the mailbox would take 4 hours what with all the dramatic effects and dialogue.

First choice would be the ability to absorb other superpowers like Peter Petrelli on Heroes. Second choice would be a healing factor like Wolverine (adamantium claws would be a nice bonus). Third would be the power over magnetic fields like Magneto.
Damn, you beat me to it. I would either have his powers, or Hiro's.

Uh, yeah, but then everything you did would take 5 episodes. Seriously, a walk to the mailbox would take 4 hours what with all the dramatic effects and dialogue.
:cwm27:

why not just go for immortality?Because I'd get bored eventually and want to die. ;)

....all those trolls who complain about not being able too beat there mom's mini-van...


I HAVE a super power. and that super power is, i can beat anyones moms minivan. drag race, road course, auto cross. no ones moms mini van stands a chance against me. top that. and my super power is not effect by kryptonite in anyway.

Psychic powers/telekinesis would be my first choice. Talking people with actually speaking could be very useful at times. the kinesis part would be great for a majority of the reasons mentioned already.

second choice: controlling fire. (what can I say, I'm a pyro :FIREdevil )
Thinking about it, I should specify here. I would want the amount of control of both Pyro from the x-men movie and the human torch from fantastic 4. controlling fire when it is started but also starting and encompassing myself if need-be

Controlling time. You could pretty much do anything you wanted while time was stopped, then start it up again. Kinda like that Adam Sandler movie Click without all the negative stuff.

Controlling time. You could pretty much do anything you wanted while time was stopped, then start it up again. Kinda like that Adam Sandler movie Click without all the negative stuff.

Kinda like Hiro from Heroes?

Kinda like Hiro from Heroes?


yeah, thats what he means, but he doesn't wanna give credit to asian ppl. thats fine, we don't need it. just don't get mad when u get cut off to our massive furtune cookie supply.

ROFL - sorry, don't watch that show...but yeah, like that (I guess). Let me keep the fortune cookies!

ROFL - sorry, don't watch that show...but yeah, like that (I guess). Let me keep the fortune cookies!


apology accepted. i'll bring it up to the next global asian board meeting and see if u get access to furtune cookies or not.

Uh, yeah, but then everything you did would take 5 episodes. Seriously, a walk to the mailbox would take 4 hours what with all the dramatic effects and dialogue.
LOL!

*in a dramatic voice* Will Saturn make it to the mailbox? Or will he be defeated by his new found foe? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of...Dragon Ball Z!

Saturn,

Not to mention you'd have to be really, really good at algebra! "I was only using 15% of my true powers...Well, I was only using 22% of my true powers!" That and when you die, you have to hang out with a giant blue slug until your peeps find all the Dragon Balls...

I'd create my own superhero or whatever and his power would be to cure all the world's diseases, starting with Diabetes and going from there. If I could cruise around with the power to heal people I'd be plenty stoked, and my own disease would be gone and I'd never have to play with needles or worry about losing my eyes/kidneys/ etc etc ever again while helping other folks :)

I think it would be fun to manipulate subatomic particles - that way you could transform one element into another and construct or deconstruct anything in the Universe - thus you could always repair yourself, make and fix things - but you would have to stand outside of time to do that....

And if you can stand outside of time you could also reverse it - like in Red Dwarf - thus causing to Hitler's armies to march back to Germany repairing all the damage on the way, Cho would unshoot people, causing them to come back to life, diseased people would reverse into wellness -

but with limitations on this function - I seemed to remember what happened on Red Dwarf when the cat went looking in the bushes for a litterbox.....

I'd create my own superhero or whatever and his power would be to cure all the world's diseases, starting with Diabetes and going from there. If I could cruise around with the power to heal people I'd be plenty stoked, and my own disease would be gone and I'd never have to play with needles or worry about losing my eyes/kidneys/ etc etc ever again while helping other folks :)
Damn. Sorry to hear about that man. But if you think about it, while it is a worthy cause to heal and cure disease...you'd get swamped by all the people needing help. You couldn't even pee without someone poping out of the toilet asking you to cure something. Then again, that's a doctor's life--isn't it.

:Peace:

If I could pick just one super power I'd pick Wolverine's incredibly amped healing power (where he can regenerate from a single strand of hair as mentioned earlier) so that way I could live a really really long time but still die. Its the best parts of being immortal w/out the negative effects of wanting to die but being unable to. Either that or I'd pick Gambit's ability to turn anything he touches into a bomb.

If I could pick the super powers of anyone it'd be (again) Wolverine's super senses. I think it'd be really cool to have super hearing and smell so no one could sneak up on you.

I'll take the Green Lantern ring. It has been called "The most powerful weapon in the universe".

Controlling time, as mentioned, would of course be very useful. But so would:

1. knowing the future
2. reading people's minds
3. being invisible
4. walking through solid objects

All for evil purposes however. I would thus become a supervillain and live a life of heinous crime.

Controlling time, as mentioned, would of course be very useful. But so would:

1. knowing the future
2. reading people's minds
3. being invisible
4. walking through solid objects

All for evil purposes however. I would thus become a supervillain and live a life of heinous crime.

number 3 is just plan creepy. and i dont' think i would want to read peoples minds either, i think i'd just get annoyed with all the damn voices in my head. i'm happy with my abilities to burn mini vans for now. chicks love a guy that wins drag races.

i think i'd just get annoyed with all the damn voices in my head.

meh, you get used to it. Although, sometimes when they are yelling at you to kill people, it gets a little annoying, but as soon as you do their bidding, they quiet down. however, they can be pretty funny! like the other day they told me this funny joke about how they were gunna take over the world through me. They are hilarous. I think they are related to Mel Gibson though 'cause they were talking about hating the jews...

-Steakboy

meh, you get used to it. Although, sometimes when they are yelling at you to kill people, it gets a little annoying, but as soon as you do their bidding, they quiet down. however, they can be pretty funny! like the other day they told me this funny joke about how they were gunna take over the world through me. They are hilarous. I think they are related to Mel Gibson though 'cause they were talking about hating the jews...

-Steakboy


ROFLMAO!

good one

meh, you get used to it. Although, sometimes when they are yelling at you to kill people, it gets a little annoying, but as soon as you do their bidding, they quiet down. however, they can be pretty funny! like the other day they told me this funny joke about how they were gunna take over the world through me. They are hilarous. I think they are related to Mel Gibson though 'cause they were talking about hating the jews...

-Steakboy


In rrrusia, Jews hate Mel Gibson!!! :cwm27:

I'll take the Green Lantern ring. It has been called "The most powerful weapon in the universe".
yeah, until you have to "recharge" the damn thing...

Damn. Sorry to hear about that man. But if you think about it, while it is a worthy cause to heal and cure disease...you'd get swamped by all the people needing help. You couldn't even pee without someone poping out of the toilet asking you to cure something. Then again, that's a doctor's life--isn't it.

:Peace:

wouldn't bother me one bit, we pay too much for healthcare as it is, I'd be doing us all a favor lol :)