Like the title says.

This is a continuation of the original "Make fun of the previous poster's avatar" thread, which can be found by clicking this link. (http://rx8club.com/showthread.php?t=62034&page=1&pp=15) (The original is one of those lonng threads that are being locked. It has lots of fun stuff but it can be confusing if folks have changed their avatars!)

On with the thread.

part of being a classy gentleman is a bow tie...that top hat is just trying too hard as well.

I hate it when John West interrupts my feeding.

That script is fake! I know 'cus I can read it...

If it weren't for beer, the Irish would rule the world.

caution: dangerous when on fire.

Nemo!!!!! Where are you!

oh no, it's a sunlight silver - i really shouldn't be standing here.

Got damn kids always think there so cute GET OUT OF THE 8 Way

Damn trex small arms must own an automatic beat me to the punch

I wish I drove a crossfire...

Did someone say "fork you"?

Has the senility kicked in yet or do you always dress that way?

I lost my razor...please help!

Me so horny

This is what i am going to get, the dealer said he can get me financed. Mom says no

damn it, dealer said i was gonna get 40mpg dog gone no good rutten tutten...

I asked for a kiss and all she did was blush.

I'd fear the eagle but there's none left to fear.

face like an angle, drinks like a sailor.

ha, drinks likes a sailor? i drink like a fish.

I drank so much, I'm extinct!

Bonz

Beware of muddy waters

You may think I'm a wolf, but my bare, pink Orangutan ass says otherwise...

tastes like chicken

yet something else that tastes like chicken.

I pee in the pool...

which way is up?

hopefully i can just walk this off once i stop.....

Ahhh Mother Brain!

Look at that blubber fold!

i'm mad cuz a 8 year old boy killed me with a sharp stick in a major motion film.

^ Good one!

Does the pink on my belly make me look fat? Comeon you can be honest!

ChiaWolf, now with glow in the dark eyes!

(Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha)

^ Ass-pirate, Ahhrrrrr! :ky:

So what ya been tinkering with huh ?

This new Ginsu knife is awesome!

I ride the short bus...

Hey guys, give me back my marshmallows. Guys? Come on, stop kidding, I really mean it this time.

You know what they say about guys with big noses...big nostrils...

Dang, where was that shoulder I was supposed to sit on?

excuse me, is this where I sign up for basic training?

Your the disease...and I'm the cure...

Uh-oh. The other side brought super-soakers.

Where'd my chin go?

i look like this when i go dancing at raves. :Eyecrazy:

just floating here minding my business.,..

hunters are fatting me up before they shoot me, drag my dead carcase around the woods, skin me, and lay me on there living room floor so that some day they can have sex on my dead violated and now $&* drenched skin. so how are u doing?

And to think people made fun of Nemo for the way he looked.

I think I'll go urinate on something.

Just because I have a hand in my back...that does not make me someones puppet...

I like the smell of my fork

Obviously compensating.

obviously aroused by his compensating.

I hate fish

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Osprey

Osprey who?

Osprey sure them wings is crooked.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bumpdis.

Bumpdis who?

Bumpdis thread.

you don't wanna know how the salted peanuts get salted....

you don't wanna know how the salted peanuts get salted....
you don't want to know why i smell like fish...

freaken braces.

Is that the newest form of break dancing?

The new "GOD DAMN BABY STFU!" night light. When the tike starts crying the eyes light up and it 'starts to growl. Sure to silence the most annoying child!

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GUYZ I WANTED 2 NO THE BEST TYPE OF EXHAUST FOR MY MAZDA BUT I WASNT SURE SO I THOT I WUD ASK HERE IF YOU COULD LET ME NO I WOULD APPRESHIATE IT BECAUSE I DONT NO THE ANSWER HEY ALSO DID U NO THEY R BRINGING BACK THE RX7 LOL THATS KEWL I HAVE SUM SPY PICS HERE ARE THE PICS BELOW O AND ALSO POST PICS 2 FOR ME CUZ I WANT TO SEE WHICH LUKS THE BEST OK THANKS IM OUT TTYL

Put those PEEPS in the microwave and see which blows up first.

In 2008 this will become the new presidential seal with the election of Republican George H Bush (G. W. Bush illegitimate cousin)


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You might not like the choices.


Take it off! Take it offf! I'm sorry! Really. I'll find a custom av... please forgive me.


GUYZ I WANTED 2 NO THE BEST TYPE OF EXHAUST FOR MY MAZDA BUT I WASNT SURE SO I THOT I WUD ASK HERE IF YOU COULD LET ME NO I WOULD APPRESHIATE IT BECAUSE I DONT NO THE ANSWER HEY ALSO DID U NO THEY R BRINGING BACK THE RX7 LOL THATS KEWL I HAVE SUM SPY PICS HERE ARE THE PICS BELOW O AND ALSO POST PICS 2 FOR ME CUZ I WANT TO SEE WHICH LUKS THE BEST OK THANKS IM OUT TTYL

+1 lol

This is how he felt when he realized his shipment only contained ONE of madonna's old breasts. What do you do with one triangle breast? You write dunce on it and put it on your head and mope about your $10,000 ebay purchase.

What is she doing with the other hand that has Mario so rilled up?

i cut off the tag from my wife's bikini bottoms

Look! How come our poop is different colors?

Abraham Lincoln's stunt double. "Now you sit right here......."

So it's not dangerous when it's dry. Just a little painfull.

Stickers like this terrify me. Seriously.

my wife asked me to try S&M but because of the gag and chains i forgot all about her :/

my bad

if ur tweedy dee.... then i'm...

Hey man ,,smell that? Yeah,, It's FIFI she's in heat.

I'm sorry...this time, I just can't do it! I've bled, cried, and sweated too damn much for those colors to poke fun at them...:patriot:

Doctor: "Well, there's your problem right there! We can schedule surgery to pull those bones out of your ears on Thursday."

I'm sorry...this time, I just can't do it! I've bled, cried, and sweated too damn much for those colors to poke fun at them...:patriot:

Which colors? The French or the English?

Doctor: "Well, there's your problem right there! We can schedule surgery to pull those bones out of your ears on Thursday."



Which colors? The French or the English?

*stares* Oh, okay...here's my chance to save face! :aroused:

Damit, MM you and your damn sexy avis...I can't think of anything funny right now....

Perfecting the art of X-Ray yoga.

the deal was she'd bring a friend home for me.... so why am i standing in the corner watching?


MM, good thing your avatars rock, cause your knowledge of rotaries sucks!:yelrotflm

I'd have an avatar if I could figure out how to use teh internets


MM, good thing your avatars rock, cause your knowledge of rotaries sucks!:yelrotflm

Uh, OK.Something about a pot and a kettle...

:stickpoke haha yeah i'm still in the 'fascinated with the design of a rotary' stage.

yeah.. i realized when i posted i didnt ever put an avi up... thats pretty sad

the pot and the kettle.... they're both in the sink still, your mom hasnt done my dishes yet, she's still getting cleaned up.... :molepoke: j/k

Your monkey's butt is nice and shiny!

You mother went to college...

Your monkey's butt is nice and shiny!

You mother went to college...


because after i spank it, i lather it up with oil....:uhh:

...you get ONE guess as to how she paid for classes and books:lol2:

Welcome to the "No Fisting Monkeys Zone"

You did a pee pee .

What does this thing do? It is on the far right side of my seating area... wierd.

It was unfortunate that Stacy noticed the warning label on her adult toy a moment to late.

Hey, I had like 3 posts here without an Avatar. :p:

The sign of a good sport. :cool:

and with a jolly disposition, the old man relished in the fact his forehead resembled a scrotum

Peep Peep my ass! I said "It looks like it came out of your ass."

so - you want me to be afraid of an eagle with a flag stuck up its a**e ?

so - you want me to be afraid of an eagle with a flag stuck up its a**e ?

did you know that was plastic????

beers :beer:

I'm quick - but i'm not easy !

The steel gray Lava Lamp did not sell very well.

please place a cork on your nose before you poke someones eye out .

worst cheese grater.... EVER

Pepper, you're going undercover at the bikini contest.

damnit, who put the superglue in my hat?

i've got the poison

i've got the remedy



(anyone get that?)

Salt: "hey, let's play a game called Firestarter. You go stand over there on the wood and I'll start a fire..."

After the photo was taken, it was changed to "8 pounds of OxyContin."

No, my head is really shaped like that.

"Look what I can do"

^^ i'm just looking for another Nascar sticker to piss on.

smells like fish.

Drink water and walk it off... you'll be fine. Here is some Motrin

might be that time of the month

^Where the hell's that noise coming from? Sounds like marbles in a can....





:lol2:

tigger got a look at my car





(good call about the sound, sadly i still have a midpipe)

dude,

did you pee you shorts and the whole garage?

beers :beer:

(speed hump)
dont mind if I doooo :101384_l:

"why is that strange guy next to my car when i try to take pictures of it? and why does he always pose like that?"

GEICO: so easy a dinosaur could do it:slap:

Gotta... hold.... breath.... just... a ....few..... more..... seconds........

Flaming

and I mean that in a flamboyant way :whip:

Oh great, another PETA member...

There's enough room for both of us back here. You can't see my monkey through the head rest.

Izz gotza caddy son cuzz im stone cold gangstaaaa

She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.

Midnight sun

Guinness, Can you drink like a real man!

i fear your mom.....not much else

my front licence plate adds 4.6 hp to the wheels

Is that a CROSSFIRE that ur standing next to dude? :puke:

if i see you running, i'm going to trip you for sucking at your job

You can't spank your monkey anymore since the next time you do, it will finally leave you blind...the hairy palms are already present.

do i have something stuck in my teeth?

Do I have something stuck in MY teeth??

wow, these triangular pie plates make great mirrors.

needs a perscription to drive a 8 for stress reliefe every 2-3 hours.

Your pants leaked and now everything around it is yellow.

The bird makes my 8 more areodynamic!!!

I like Sonic better than Mario

not funny right? oh well. move on.

dude, check out my new split 5 key chain. actual size shown in photo. i was going to get the rotor key chain on ebay but s&h was $4.99.

i wanna be i wanna be i wanna be like miiiike....

you do know T-rex eveolved into CHICKENS!!

I have no idea what this is but I think it will make a great avatar.

they call me the black stallion

I'm Purple da ba dee da ba die

da ba dee da ba die
da ba dee da ba die
da ba dee da ba die
da ba dee da ba die
da ba dee da ba die
da ba dee da ba die...

Im sorry, i have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder...i cant help but poke you in the eye.

Dshiznit, your avatar reminds me of work

It looks like a wafer probe yield map.

I'll bet most people have no idea what I'm talking about. :( again.

Time for Guinness

isnt that ironic, im wearing a Guinness t shirt as i type this, Guinness FTMFWzorz!

isnt it doubly ironic, im wearing a purple-face t shirt as i type this, purple faces FTMFWzorz!

my BLACK rx8 won the car show today, they would've given it to the WHITE rx8 but they gave me 1st place...something about AFFIRMATIVE ACTION?!

The pumpkin dash was always a favorite at the special olympics

i took a screenshot of an error i ran into and used it as my avitar so everyone could see it and hopefully someone could tell me what it says.

picassosaurus

TWENTYFIVECHARACTERS,OK?

Mrsucide your avatar makes me wish it was easter. i want to eat peeps

http://www.catwack.com/pics/195.jpg

im horny?

25charectersblablablabla

Sup? Check that hiso on the kisorner! Beaaaatch.

I could only display half my avatar. Had to remove the Confederate Flag so that I may comply with state PC laws.

A giant came by and wiped his ass with my lightning yellow 8!!

'Skeeters sure are big this year!

get this and the spring break edition for $9.99. you must order now to receive this free trial.





*future titles sent automatically for $19.99, must call to cancel*

i believe i can fllllyyyyyyyy

i believe i believe i believe i beliveeeee

WTF is that monkey doing to my pontiac?

so THIS is a vagina!!!...?

so THAT is a vagina!!!!!...?

"is THAT your vagina!!!...?"

^hahaha

Look! I think I saw NMO!

Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!

loose apex seal i bet

Happy and I'm smiling, walk a mile to change your oil.

No ,,,,No,,,, It's Cursed!!!! IT'S CURSED,,,,,,,, It's CUUUUUUUUUURSED!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i hate minorities

My driver doesn't understand irony.

I painted my clear corners orange to fool the cops.

yes JDM FTW!!

Are all Indian people purple or do you just have some sort of fungus. I guess I would have that face too if I drove an automatic.

You're right. The fingertips do touch.

proof that the curse of the silvers does NOT exist.

I'm fine with 8-bit.

What a jag u ar.

I chose this background color because it matches my teeth.

even my panther has strakes :(

Yo, Salt, your mic
Yo, Pepa, your mic
Yo, Spin, you hype
We're def, you're right
The bass shakin', dancin' all night
Booties shakin' from left to right
Salt and Pepa rockin' the mic

Taking vinyl to a whole new level.

Get me some of that stuff we used to eat back in the day... ... What was it.... ...oh yeah-> Kitty!

^ only funny if you saw half baked

And even then not so funny.

Ooooooooo ... K.

He never takes off his hat......

could NMO really be a....


http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/tiggerlee/conehead.jpg

The palm isn't the only place you grow hair when you do that...

you guys think i over did my lashes?

*wink wink wink

The newest accessory for the RX8 tail lights

The shining

30 mins a day, 3 times a day, keeps the urges away.

I just dont know how to put them on!

First star to the left and straight on til morning.

And they called him Mellow Yellow. That's right.

ladies and gentlemen, so far the little guy has taken 119 straight punches to the nose, how much more punishment will he take before he spills the secrets as to when the mazdaspeed 8 will be released.

I'm killing this thread now since I do not have an avatar.

OWNED. :p:

EdiT: Honestly, not lazy, just can't decide what to go with =(

I'm too lazy to put an avatar!

trim those eyebrows.

At a demonstration on radiation, high school student Peter Parker was bitten by an irradiated spider from which he gained the arachnid's incredible ... and I'm too lazy to type in the rest ... great responsibility.

please sit, have some tea!

She blinded me .... with science.

Who doodled on my post-it note?

I'm saving it as a snack for later

or

Screw Hymee, my cover was free!

believe it or not, this is my 5th engine.

No, I'm not wearing a hat. Why?

How many cylinders is that?

Yeah? Well I've already got hair on my palms.

i sure hope that giant peanut doesn't come lookin for his hat.... things could get violent ... i hate when nuts hit me in the face

She got her two front teeth in already

Damn kids, don't draw on my car......

For real, that happen to me. Screwdriver and two young kids.... on my new black eclipse.

I wish all the ladies were bricks on a pile, and I was a bricklayer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

careful, he bites

no clue, but it looks like he was blinded from all those rick simmons exercise videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ID2_6TA5I

... long story short, anything! i'll do anything, if you replace me broken play station 3.

Iffen I smash me head into the glass one more time, I'm like to get a anuerisme ... anulmismee ... anulismee ...
Some brain damidge.

No, I am not Mr. Monopoly...

What was the name of this thread again??.. Who cares.

who the hell would leave tree branches on my car? i mean, seriously!

oh wow, NO ONE has seen that before!!!

It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

Warning! Warning! Danger Will Robinson!

oh, so you must be a reject from the Gorillaz.

It was really a can of biscuits that exploded in the backseat and hit her in the head

RX8 camo

Hey sweet cheeks! So large that it is a coaster for my drink.

He likes 'em young

Wow, I could have had a V-8.

Maybe I should buy a mirror.

I am Sergeant Markoff. I make soldiers out of scum like you, and I don't do it gently. You're the sloppiest looking lot I've ever seen. It's up to me to prevent you from becoming a disgrace to the Regiment. And I will prevent that if I have to kill half of you with work. But the half that lives will be soldiers. I promise you!

I would gladly pay you tuesday for a cheeseburger today.

The "special needs" RX8

Because of a steroid controversy, Pink Flea's RX-8 would always have an asterisk by it.

(^^^haha that cracked me up!!)
I'm funny as well as funny looking...

"It'll buff out"

Owww! Ice Cream Headache!

I live my life a quarter mile, er a tokyo canyon curve at a time. Lil Bow Wow is my hero.

oy! the french are coming!

we mutants come in peace . Mwa haha

I think I'm too tall for this ride.

Hey, this legion has a lot of foreigners.

Oh, man, never play with superglue...

I have to give mad props to this one because my mother actually did that! Yes, she got her hands stuck in her hair with superglue!

He said he was going to make me a star. So ... he made me ... a star.

Does This Hat Go With These Shoes?

Looks like you're about to puke!

"Now with my HID's they wont think im UGLY!"

[Nu-HAHAHA]

UnBeknownst to the Brit, Americans drive on the right.

Always wanted a mullet in the front.

Is it wrong to motorboat my own mom?

Is this how you do a sit up.

Is that splooge on your shirt?

I think i can suck my own tit.