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RotoRocket
04-19-2007, 02:22 PM
Greeks Have the Most Sex, Japanese the Least: Table (Correct)

By Alex Tanzi

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601100&sid=aw9Gvf77LLbU&refer=germany

April 19 (Bloomberg) --

Greeks have the most active sex lives while Japanese are the least active, according to a survey conducted by Durex.

The survey found that 87 percent of respondents in Greece have sex weekly while only 34 percent of those in Japan reported having sex weekly. Greece has one of the lowest birth rates in the world according to World Bank data.

The survey questioned 26,028 people, of which 22,040 were non virgins, in 26 countries. Following is a table based upon the latest report:


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Country % of respondent having sex weekly Birth rate per 1,000
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Greece 87% 9
Brazil 82% 20
Russia 80% 11
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Country % of respondent having sex weekly Birth rate per 1,000
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China 78% 12
Poland 76% 9
Italy 76% 10
Malaysia 74% 22
Spain 72% 11
Switzerland 72% 10
Mexico 71% 19
South Africa 71% 24
Austria 70% 10
France 70% 13
India 68% 24
Germany 68% 9
Thailand 65% 16
Netherlands 63% 12
New Zealand 63% 14
Hong Kong 62% 7
Singapore 62% 10
Australia 60% 13
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Country % of respondent having sex weekly Birth rate per 1,000
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Canada 59% 10
UK 55% 12
Nigeria 53% 41
USA 53% 14
Japan 34% 9
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SOURCE: Durex, Birth rate (per 1,000 people) data from the
World Bank using 2004 data.

RotoRocket
04-19-2007, 02:47 PM
Any Greeks, Brazilians or Russians here?

You horny, cheeky monkeys.

Clavius
04-19-2007, 02:49 PM
Would explain why I havent gotte any in over a week. Grrr :wallbash:

mike0615
04-19-2007, 03:11 PM
well, u may just have to up your efforts for "some". also, how low are you willing to go to get "some"

shaunv74
04-19-2007, 03:15 PM
*gets on travelocity and starts looking up flights to Brazil*

StewyRX8
04-19-2007, 03:44 PM
Thats fine, there are WAY too many idiots already here in the US...

How about an IQ test before you can have sex?

kimberly lynn
04-19-2007, 04:01 PM
Thats fine, there are WAY too many idiots already here in the US...

How about an IQ test before you can have sex?


Or, ideally, how about how high your IQ is determines how many times you're allowed to have sex. That would motivate people to become more intelligent while not allowing the dummies to reproduce. We'd have a crazy smart race in no time!

spork
04-19-2007, 04:18 PM
Or, ideally, how about how high your IQ is determines how many times you're allowed to have sex. That would motivate people to become more intelligent while not allowing the dummies to reproduce. We'd have a crazy smart race in no time!
IQ isn't a measure of how much you know or how hard you study though.

IQ shouldn't change much, no matter how hard you work, so it would suck to have a low IQ. It's harder for you to learn and you get laid less. :( It should be your IQ + income level determines how many kids you should have though. :)

StewyRX8
04-19-2007, 04:46 PM
Being dumb = no sex. Youre dumb, sorry no sex, we don't need anymore idiots running around here.

Just how the song goes, "Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding."

RotoRocket
04-19-2007, 04:56 PM
But, and I don't mean to stereotype (even if it's positive), Japanese people are quite intelligent, at least in terms of those measurements captured by standardized testing.

mike0615
04-19-2007, 05:03 PM
i read recently on cnn or bbc, that japan is not reproducing as much because women have really begun to move forward in the business world. women are quickly taking over jobs that they recently could not attain. so more women are choosing their careers over having a family. in japan, they are starting to see allot of women in high positions these days. was such a problem that japan declared a national crisis of under population. they still have allot of ppl, but less and less want to start families and have childeren.

kimberly lynn
04-19-2007, 05:26 PM
IQ isn't a measure of how much you know or how hard you study though.

IQ shouldn't change much, no matter how hard you work, so it would suck to have a low IQ. It's harder for you to learn and you get laid less. :( It should be your IQ + income level determines how many kids you should have though. :)


way to ruin my plan.

zaglo6204
04-19-2007, 08:54 PM
it would appear that the condom-carrying plane crashed on its way to nigeria...

No More Oldsmobiles
04-19-2007, 10:05 PM
I'd have Brazilian sex partners, but I can't count that high.

Ike
04-19-2007, 10:33 PM
Did someone say brazilians?

shaunv74
04-20-2007, 03:51 PM
IQ isn't a measure of how much you know or how hard you study though.
:( It should be your IQ + income level determines how many kids you should have though. :)

Of course your income level doesn't necessarily determine whether or not you should have sex or have kids.

EG: Michael Jackson/Tom Cruise/Dennis Rodman/Paris Hilton etc...

I'd say we base it on what your profession is+Intelligence testing of some sort. We need more smart engineers and less dumb lawyers...