jisoo26
03-21-2007, 08:45 PM
It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but
until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content
of different sexual activities.
Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to
present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands...................................8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................................1 2 Calories
69 lying down....................................78 Calories
69 standing up..................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.....................................21 6 Calories
Doggy Style.....................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real............................................11 2 Calories
Fake...........................................131 5 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
70 and over....................................Results still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...........................................3 2 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories
until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content
of different sexual activities.
Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to
present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands...................................8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................................1 2 Calories
69 lying down....................................78 Calories
69 standing up..................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.....................................21 6 Calories
Doggy Style.....................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real............................................11 2 Calories
Fake...........................................131 5 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
70 and over....................................Results still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...........................................3 2 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories