View Full Version : Sex and calories


jisoo26
03-21-2007, 08:45 PM
It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but
until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content
of different sexual activities.

Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to
present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2187 Calories


OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands...................................8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories


PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories


POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................................1 2 Calories
69 lying down....................................78 Calories
69 standing up..................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.....................................21 6 Calories
Doggy Style.....................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories


ORGASMS:
Real............................................11 2 Calories
Fake...........................................131 5 Calories


POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories


GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
70 and over....................................Results still pending


DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...........................................3 2 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

DarkBrew
03-21-2007, 08:50 PM
I think it's time to lose a few pounds...

mike0615
03-21-2007, 08:51 PM
i don't think this is true, cuz if so, when i was 18 my body would have looked like the king from the 300 movie. i sexed like 3 to 5 times a day.

DarkBrew
03-21-2007, 09:08 PM
i don't think this is true, cuz if so, when i was 18 my body would have looked like the king from the 300 movie. i sexed like 3 to 5 times a day.

Self service doesn't count you know :jerkit:

Raptor2k
03-21-2007, 09:16 PM
i don't think this is true, cuz if so, when i was 18 my body would have looked like the king from the 300 movie. i sexed like 3 to 5 times a day.

lol.

Quote of the month.

nycgps
03-21-2007, 09:27 PM
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

Why dont I look like the King in 300 ?

kimberly lynn
03-21-2007, 09:39 PM
If anyone can find anyone that looks like the king in 300 for me, you get brownie points.

Start sexin' boys.

Feras
03-21-2007, 09:44 PM
aye aye ma'am! :patriot:

Alucard
03-21-2007, 09:48 PM
and brownies..........

mike0615
03-21-2007, 11:18 PM
Self service doesn't count you know :jerkit:


common, when u where 18 u didn't hump like a rabbit hopped up on viagra? its the natural way of things, thats the males peak. i went 3 hours one time with my ex-girl, we had to stop cuz we started getting hungry. all we did was rent movies at block buster, we never saw a single one. and if there was an interesting scene.... solution.... doggie style!!!!