Now that Cameron Diaz is single would you guys Tom Green/Federline her? Not just "hit it" (who wouldn't right), but mooch off of her? Sure she'd have all that money and she'd buy you stuff and you’d be on easy street. But remember the stigmatism of being with someone who makes way way way more than you do. That last statement was not a sexist remark either, being with a mate that makes way more that you do works both ways.

Would you?

my girl makes double what i make =(

I want to be Oprah's babies daddy :D. In short, yes yes I would.

yeah id stick with it...anytime i feel bad about it i'll just get in my porsche drop the kid off at school and then drive to the track and it'll be better. actually that soudns good....im gonna officially post for a sugar mama.

I dont think I'd be able to survive the stinging bite of the media

you mean i can make my own album and pretend i have talent? where do i sign up!

I wouldnt hit that, ever seen Ms.Diaz without makeup UUGGGHHHH she looks horrid

With her money who gives a **** what she looks like. Tom Arnold is my hero. Now THAT took some balls to nail Rosanne. I don't know if I could have done that.

With her money who gives a **** what she looks like. Tom Arnold is my hero. Now THAT took some balls to nail Rosanne. I don't know if I could have done that.

just need to stock up on paper bags

just need to stock up on paper bags

and whiskey, lots of whiskey.

Federline her? That'd be impossible. If things worked out where I was involved with somebody rich and famous, the tabloids would read: "And here's a photo with Alyssa Milano and dmp, her new beau. Who? Yup. THAT dmp...of rx8club.com fame."

:)

Federline her? That'd be impossible. If things worked out where I was involved with somebody rich and famous, the tabloids would read: "And here's a photo with Alyssa Milano and dmp, her new beau. Who? Yup. THAT dmp...of rx8club.com fame."

:)

im not that fond of her boobs. in a shirt they're nice, but when they aren't... meh

-Steakboy

im not that fond of her boobs. in a shirt they're nice, but when they aren't... meh

-Steakboy


I haven't seen them outside her shirt - that I can remember anyway. :)

Okay - how's this:

f things worked out where I was involved with somebody rich and famous, the tabloids would read: "And here's a photo with Jessica Alba and dmp, her new beau. Who? Yup. THAT dmp...of rx8club.com fame."

in a heart beat.

Diaz + Me = me getting a crazy 3 rotor + other cars

/Raises hand/
The first thing she'd buy for me.... Aston Martin DB-S Mmmm...

I haven't seen them outside her shirt - that I can remember anyway. :)



There's a nice one of her in the animated .gif thread from "There's something about Mary."

Anyway, if I wasn't married I'd be all K-Fed on her and then I'd hop on tha mic and in yo face until I got blackberried by her.

I'd love it just to rub it in at my high school reunion. That and the media haha I'd enjoy every minute of it. I'd make sure I make random odd comments that would get bad press or make 'em think I'm insane haha.. That and for those saying her face looks like ass, as a friend once classicly said "Its what a pillow is for.."

i would, but i just wouldn't start rapping after.

i would, but i just wouldn't start rapping after.
Yeah I'd start my own pop emo band! :rock:

I'd rather K-Fed Jennifer Love Hewitt...hehe

I'd rather K-Fed Jennifer Love Hewitt...hehe
Psh.. she's a has-been now. You can only K-Fed someone who is in right now. Lindsey Lohan now I'd K-fed that hardcore, use it abuse it and turn it out. :ylsuper:

Cameron Diaz has a big F-ing mouth.

Cameron Diaz has a big F-ing mouth.


That would be fine by me! I need a women with a 'big mouth'....no pun intended! :ylsuper:

Psh.. she's a has-been now. You can only K-Fed someone who is in right now. Lindsey Lohan now I'd K-fed that hardcore, use it abuse it and turn it out. :ylsuper:

Lindsey Lohan? No telling who's been in her, she fought over the same guys with Paris Hilton....hellz naw. JLW is still hot, and has way better boobies :naughty:

well good thing with lohan is cheap date, she doesn't eat much, or at all i hear.

Yeah I'd start my own pop emo band! :rock:

sign me up, i'll play drums.

well good thing with lohan is cheap date, she doesn't eat much, or at all i hear.
She dont eat.. she's just drinks.. so buy a 30 rack and your all set haha..

And Lindsey has way better cleavage than Jennifer man.. sides Jennifer has that "good girl" look whereas Lindsey has that definitive bad girl image. Which means you can use and abuse it and not feel guilty afterward for ruining her. You can just say "I finished the job".

...sides Jennifer has that "good girl" look whereas Lindsey has that definitive bad girl image. Which means you can use and abuse it and not feel guilty afterward for ruining her. You can just say "I finished the job".

You're assuming I'd feel guilty in either case :D: Lindsey's too skinny to have any sort of real boobage, it's a bra or they're fake. Jennifer's are more likely to be real. Plus all the nice girls I've dated turned out to be the naughtiest hehe...

You're assuming I'd feel guilty in either case :D: Lindsey's too skinny to have any sort of real boobage, it's a bra or they're fake. Jennifer's are more likely to be real. Plus all the nice girls I've dated turned out to be the naughtiest hehe...

Amen to that!

You're assuming I'd feel guilty in either case :D: Lindsey's too skinny to have any sort of real boobage, it's a bra or they're fake. Jennifer's are more likely to be real. Plus all the nice girls I've dated turned out to be the naughtiest hehe...
Hmm.. maybe that is why my exgf's have sucked in bed.. they have all been "bad girls" bah.. man I gotta get me a "good girl" quick.

no way could i even try lohan. dude how could i compare to Wilmer

:rock: http://www.netglimse.com/images/celebs/bio//sn_wilmervalderrama.jpg :rock:

I wouldnt hit that, ever seen Ms.Diaz without makeup UUGGGHHHH she looks horrid

Seen that pic; disgusting. Most women do look horrid without it. Makeup was invented for this very reason.

I saw this pic of Lohan in a bikini and had to put it on here. Sorry.:Freak_ani

^^Nice one, now do you have a pic of Diaz in a bikini?