This guy did...

Click Me! (http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3728)

Muahahaha, PWND.

I have a buddy that grew up in Odessa; went to Permean High. He tells me some stories about the bars / clubs there. No doubt that if Pauly started shit, Odessa was the place to get his clock cleaned.

You know what your getting with PS. I find him annoying and wouldn't go to any of his shows.

I saw that video at work yesterday. I actually felt kinda bad for him.

Sadly, it's already been exposed as part of his skit. If you watch carefully, you can even see how the guy hits his hand to make the noise instead of hitting Pauly. Too bad, because I'd love to see someone knock the crap out of him.

WEAK! You just ruined my day! I will still go on believeing that he got punched in the face. I... must... believe...

I have a buddy that grew up in Odessa; went to Permean High. He tells me some stories about the bars / clubs there. No doubt that if Pauly started shit, Odessa was the place to get his clock cleaned.

I would fear bars in Odessa - anybody that can survive that flat vastness is probably an oil rigger and as tough as whet leather...

Odessa has a great oil museum with a diorama of the ancient Permean sea...

The only place more desolate is Oat Meal Texas, which tends to get left off maps, in spite of having the world's greatest Oat Meal Festival!

Sadly, it's already been exposed as part of his skit. If you watch carefully, you can even see how the guy hits his hand to make the noise instead of hitting Pauly. Too bad, because I'd love to see someone knock the crap out of him.


what? so he gets punched in every show?

The guy is genius if that is true. He knows how much people really hate him.

Sadly, it's already been exposed as part of his skit. If you watch carefully, you can even see how the guy hits his hand to make the noise instead of hitting Pauly. Too bad, because I'd love to see someone knock the crap out of him.

Huh? Are you sure? Why would he go for shock factor? Not exactly something i'd like to pay and go see during a comedy bit.

.... he's just an idiot in general.

Huh? Are you sure? Why would he go for shock factor? Not exactly something i'd like to pay and go see during a comedy bit.

.... he's just an idiot in general.


yeah, unfortunately :(

http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/12/cops-say-pauly-shore-video-a-fake/

Pauly Shore is great. Of course he has no talent but we need people like him. The people who get offended by him are taking themselves and life waaaaayyyyy too seriously.

I would fear bars in Odessa - anybody that can survive that flat vastness is probably an oil rigger and as tough as whet leather...

Odessa has a great oil museum with a diorama of the ancient Permean sea...


It's Permian, and the museum is right by Midland. The area is not that desolate. I grew up there, and it is just a normal town.

It must have been more serious than we thought.

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/pauly%20shore.jpg

It's Permian, and the museum is right by Midland. The area is not that desolate. I grew up there, and it is just a normal town.

No insult intended - but I got stuck there a couple of times, once during a little wind and sand storm. Indeed it is a normal town, but it is surrounded by flat land that goes a long way without stopping. I remember navigating by radio towers and oil wells. Saw weather systems come up there that made the sky black at midday and it was hot on side and dropping hail on the other.

Now, I live up a road where there is a sign that says: No Services 100 Miles, so lack of civilization does not disturb me. I know that desolation is a state of mind, but I would put the region of the Permian Basin right there with Little America, WY; McKittrick, CA; and Minot, ND, and a few military bases in the Middle East!

But it would sure we a great place to own an 8 - flat long long roads with few turnings - and some paved oil roads that wiggle like snakes...you could have a lot of fun there, but I would be tempted to bring a spare can of gas...

If you are into fossils or invertebrates, the museum almost makes it worth the trip.

The shocking footage of Pauly Shore getting socked in the face is phony baloney according to police.
The Odessa, Texas Police Department (http://cdn.digitalcity.com/tmz_documents/shore_release.pdf)claims (http://cdn.digitalcity.com/tmz_documents/shore_release.pdf) that an officer "had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit."

The incident, which took place during a comedy show in Odessa, took the Internet by storm after video was released on the Internet.

More at: http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/12/cops-say-pauly-shore-video-a-fake

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It figures. His career is going nowhere, so he stages this stunt to get publicity.

The sand storms are amazing most of them come in as a vertical wall of solid brown, 100's of feet high it's the same as driving through thick snow, no visibility past 10 feet to the front of you.

(my point about non desolate is that Odessa and Midland and all of those towns in the area are completely self sufficient it's not like Dallas where there is a home depot, or a Chili's every three exits along the freeway. (but there is a home depot, and all of the standard franchise eateries and other businesses) it's not like the towns are doing without.


No insult intended - but I got stuck there a couple of times, once during a little wind and sand storm. Indeed it is a normal town, but it is surrounded by flat land that goes a long way without stopping. I remember navigating by radio towers and oil wells. Saw weather systems come up there that made the sky black at midday and it was hot on side and dropping hail on the other.

Now, I live up a road where there is a sign that says: No Services 100 Miles, so lack of civilization does not disturb me. I know that desolation is a state of mind, but I would put the region of the Permian Basin right there with Little America, WY; McKittrick, CA; and Minot, ND, and a few military bases in the Middle East!

But it would sure we a great place to own an 8 - flat long long roads with few turnings - and some paved oil roads that wiggle like snakes...you could have a lot of fun there, but I would be tempted to bring a spare can of gas...

If you are into fossils or invertebrates, the museum almost makes it worth the trip.

The fact that he set this up to get himself publicity is what makes ME want to punch him in the face...

The sand storms are amazing most of them come in as a vertical wall of solid brown, 100's of feet high it's the same as driving through thick snow, no visibility past 10 feet to the front of you.

(my point about non desolate is that Odessa and Midland and all of those towns in the area are completely self sufficient it's not like Dallas where there is a home depot, or a Chili's every three exits along the freeway. (but there is a home depot, and all of the standard franchise eateries and other businesses) it's not like the towns are doing without.

Yup, when I saw my first sand storm there I had the impression that Oklahoma had broken it's moorings and was sliding sideways across Texas! And a 'blue-norther' is something that has to be seen to be believed!

Agree with you on the stand alone nature of those towns! The business and shops are local owned and proudly run. There are some surprisingly good places to eat there and you really appreciate them at the end of a long day (there are also some places that know how to flatten, hammer, pound, and denature a perfectly good steak until it resembles fried shoe leather - just like Mom makes! I think this was because Mom was born in Mangum, Oklahoma, and my great uncle Albert Sweet owned a couple of ranches out in the Texas pan handle and used to drive cattle along the old Chisholm trail.

But even you have to agree there are some long stretches out there were there is not even a bush to hide behind if you need to go to the bathroom! (I did appreciate the fact that the one available bush had this little specially made wooden bridge that allowed you to climb over the barbwire fence, and someone had even hung a roll of toilet paper there for the desperate visitor - there is a sense of hospitality there that is seldom matched!)

It's kinda good to talk to somebody else who loves the country out there!

I wonder if Pauly Shore would have gotten so much publicity if he pick anyplay else to beat himself up?

Monahans sand dunes were a blast, on a piece of cardboard sledding down a hill. Monahans sand hills were a state park, whereas the Crane sand dunes would allow 3 wheelers , 4 wheelers and dirt bikes. The coolest thing about those places were they were different every weekend since the sand was constantly shifting.

O.K. thats two good reasons for an expedition to our own "Alice Springs", and there is a third - buts its a little off the beaten track...I remember the Oat Meal Festival, which is sort of out that way - They had a sun cookie contest, an Oat Meal sculpture contest, a "Fills out an oat bag the best" contest for the girls and a Mr. Grotty Oats contest for the most disgusting guy, and a parade with a giant quaker oats box, and crop dusters dropped a blizzard of dry oat meal on the parade including the member of the Brooks Air Force Base Honor Guards, who were carrying the lead flags - It was fun trying to get that stuff off my dress blues!

I would fear bars in Odessa - anybody that can survive that flat vastness is probably an oil rigger and as tough as whet leather...

Odessa has a great oil museum with a diorama of the ancient Permean sea...

The only place more desolate is Oat Meal Texas, which tends to get left off maps, in spite of having the world's greatest Oat Meal Festival!

I live 10 miles fom Oat Meal. It's next to Bertram, and I live in Liberty Hill. Really, the towns along Hwy 29 going west are pretty cool. It's Hill Country so it's not flat and ugly. Right now Liberty Hill is an excellent real estate investment location. It's the next Cedar Park / Leander as growth goes around Austin.

Long live the Oat Meal Festival!! :yelrotflm

It's Permian, and the museum is right by Midland. The area is not that desolate. I grew up there, and it is just a normal town.

Yep, my bad starting the mispelling trend. Permian is the correct spelling.

A lot of people think that Odessa is a desolate place. Sure they have oil workers (less now than during the 70s / 80s), and it's so flat that if your dog runs off you can still see him 2 days later, but it's pretty much a regular town off the interstate.

One funny statistic is that at one time the ranking of boat ownership there was very high on the charts. I guess that ties into the other ranking of millionaires per capita.

Yeah there was definitely alot of money made and lost there esp. in the 80's. My dad would go from bonuses that nearly doubled his income to being worried about getting laid off. It was always up and down with the oil.

Up and Down with oil - Baaad pun!

I somehow got stationed at Brooks AFB, TX near San Antonio - for about 10 years - (The recruiter told me it was 72 degrees in TX and it was -31 degrees in Idaho that day)

Between bike racing, doing Honor Guard stuff (Funeral's, weddings, parades, wrestling matches, Auto Races, and Polo Matches) we got to see a little bit of Texas -

My favorite Texas places: Padre Island, The Hill Country, Oat Meal, The Lukenbach Return of the Mud Dabbers Festival, Bandy's Arena (for practice bull riding), The"River of Innocents",
The giant dinosaur footprints, The River Walk, Fort Sam, Texas A&M, the pine country up in Nacadoches, The medical colleges and great libraries, any Texas Century Race, any real BBQ!, any real chili cookoff, The oil museum, looking for fossils, chasing storms, and just about anyplace that wasn't getting drowned during a toad strangler, blown away during a sand storm, hit with that really big football sized hail stone, or required driving during a freezing sleet storm....

Pauly missed out - he was hanging out in a bar when there was so much more to do!

"Reports came in today that this topic went off track at around 11:00am Eastern Time, authorities are working to get the topic back on the rails."

http://www.atvn.org/images/gallery_photos/trainwreck.jpg

With all respect to Mortal and those enjoying the East Coast Weather,
giving a posting in Yankee time to interrupt a really fine, We Hate Pauly but Love Texas fest, we humbly submit a little Texas love song - loved by Oil Riggers everywhere - that came out in 1979

Freeze A Yankee,
drive 75 and freeze them alive
Freeze a Yankee,
Let your thermostat rise and give them a surprise.

Governor Briscoe promised us
that if any damn Yankee raised a fuss,
He’d turn off the gas, cut the oil,
and let them all freeze and boil.

They don’t want an oil rig
around their seashores,
Lord, it’s a terrible sight.
And don’t you try to drill
in their dirty old water
if you do you’re in for a fight.

Senator Kennedy told me himself
That he wouldn’t let a drill
on the continental shelf.
So, when they tried to get
Texas to drill another well
We could tell them all to go to ……
Hyannis port.

Now President Carter was a good ole boy,
A southerner thru and thru,
But when he asked
all American’s to sacrifice,
He really meant …you know who.

He want’s all our oils
And our nuclear fuels
What does he take us for?
Silly fools?

Freeze A Yankee,
drive 75 and freeze them alive
Freeze a Yankee,
Let your thermostat rise and give them a surprise.

Governor Briscoe promised us
that if any damn Yankee raised a fuss,
He’d turn off the gas, cut the oil,
and let them all freeze and boil.

Cram them Yankee’s in little bitty cars
While we drive around in limousines.
There ain’t nothing in the world any more fun,
Then pumpin’ gas in those big Machines.

Us Texan’s love our Cadillac’s,
Big continental’s and Pontiac’s.
We’re gonna keep all the gas we can make
And let them Yankee’s shiver and shake.

Well them Yankee’s say they need our oil
And they gotta have gasoline,
But don’t you put no refineries way up north,
They wanna keep their air real clean.

They only got enough Ignite
To last until midnight.
Not enough fuel
to keep their mirrors cool.

Freeze A Yankee,
drive 75 and freeze them alive
Freeze a Yankee,
Let your thermostat rise and give them a surprise.

Governor Briscoe promised us
that if any damn Yankee raised a fuss,
He’d turn off the gas, cut the oil,
and let them all freeze and boil.

Save your confederate credit card,
The south gonna rise again