View Full Version : Weapons Of A$$ Destruction


RX-GR8
12-06-2006, 02:24 PM
i thought women didn't do this?

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/flatulence-leads-to-grounding-of-plane/20061205210909990004?ncid=NWS00010000000001

Raptor2k
12-06-2006, 02:27 PM
brilliant

Keef
12-06-2006, 02:30 PM
she must be covering for her husband... I remember watching Myth Busters once over an episode of "The Myth of women's non-existent flatulence"...

It was proved that woman just can't fart... They're bodies don't produce enough awesome... hahahhahaha

expo1
12-06-2006, 03:55 PM
It was proved that woman just can't fart... They're bodies don't produce enough awesome... hahahhahahaThey do make stuff to help that. http://www.liquidass.com/

http://www.sendersnj.com/rx8/mike/rx8club/Liquid_ASS_Bottle.jpg

05TiGr8Lady
12-07-2006, 02:42 PM
i thought women didn't do this?

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/flatulence-leads-to-grounding-of-plane/20061205210909990004?ncid=NWS00010000000001

Sadly misinformed... :lol2:

Here, you look like you need one of these... :angel:

Steakboy42
12-07-2006, 02:47 PM
I was wrestling with my gf once and she ripped one. i laughed. I havn't farted in front of her yet. I don't wanna kill her

-Steakboy

05TiGr8Lady
12-07-2006, 02:55 PM
I was wrestling with my gf once and she ripped one. i laughed. I havn't farted in front of her yet. I don't wanna kill her

-Steakboy
I say get it over with - the sooner you do it the better... you know you want to :fart:

Steakboy42
12-07-2006, 02:57 PM
I say get it over with - the sooner you do it the better... you know you want to :fart:

Thanks for the vote of confidance, but when I fart, the dog runs away...

-Steakboy

05TiGr8Lady
12-07-2006, 03:04 PM
OK... that IS pretty bad :Eyecrazy:

No More Oldsmobiles
12-07-2006, 03:09 PM
OK... that IS pretty bad :Eyecrazy:
So, bust the myth for us, 05TiGr8Lady. Have you ever ... ?

05TiGr8Lady
12-07-2006, 03:11 PM
Let's just say I had Mexican food for lunch today :rolleyes:

Or how about the most embarrassing time... I was just starting to do yoga for the first time and it was in a room with about 20 other yoga students. I can't remember the name of the pose we were supposed to be doing, but it involved making a "V" with you body, with only your a$$ on the floor. It was too much strain for me to get my legs off the floor that high ... It was totally quiet in the room, and .... well, it was so humiliating :p:

RENESIS_NEENJA
12-07-2006, 03:12 PM
They do make stuff to help that. http://www.liquidass.com/

http://208.224.136.14/mike/rx8club/Liquid_ASS_Bottle.jpg
Seriously... have you ever smelled this stuff!? It's terrible.....

No More Oldsmobiles
12-07-2006, 03:34 PM
Let's just say I had Mexican food for lunch today :rolleyes:

Or how about the most embarrassing time... I was just starting to do yoga for the first time and it was in a room with about 20 other yoga students. I can't remember the name of the pose we were supposed to be doing, but it involved making a "V" with you body, with only your a$$ on the floor. It was too much strain for me to get my legs off the floor that high ... It was totally quiet in the room, and .... well, it was so humiliating :p:
LOL. Points for honesty.

toxin440
12-07-2006, 04:28 PM
there is a porno called "weapons of ass destruction" and yes I have it :-D

05TiGr8Lady
12-07-2006, 04:58 PM
I was wrestling with my gf once and she ripped one. i laughed. I havn't farted in front of her yet. I don't wanna kill her

-Steakboy

You're such a nice guy... Here's a gift...

ZoomZoomH
12-07-2006, 05:00 PM
there is a porno called "weapons of ass destruction" and yes I have it :-D

is Kacey in it??? :rollingla

oh and GrtLady can you add a santa hat to Stan the WoW junkie in my avatar? kthx :icon_tup:

Steakboy42
12-07-2006, 05:23 PM
I'll santa hat my evil monkey at some point, not yet tho...

-Steakboy

No More Oldsmobiles
12-07-2006, 05:23 PM
is Kacey in it??? :rollingla


That's exactly what I was thinking!!!!!

05TiGr8Lady
12-07-2006, 05:32 PM
I'll santa hat my evil monkey at some point, not yet tho...

-Steakboy

Maybe you missed it? (couldn't get my red to brighten up tho)

05TiGr8Lady
12-07-2006, 05:34 PM
is Kacey in it??? :rollingla

oh and GrtLady can you add a santa hat to Stan the WoW junkie in my avatar? kthx :icon_tup:

PM'd you

Zio
12-07-2006, 06:32 PM
i got a bunch of porn with the same title.

Steakboy42
12-07-2006, 07:03 PM
Maybe you missed it? (couldn't get my red to brighten up tho)

Hey wow, thanks! You're a doll! I'll try to brighten it up!
EDIT:Yeah, I did miss it the first time, sorry...
I couldn't get it to brighten either...
EDIT2: Well, it's on, with all it's faded glory!

-Steakboy

RENESIS_NEENJA
12-07-2006, 08:39 PM
Oh! Could you Santa hat me as well!? Please!? <3

05TiGr8Lady
12-08-2006, 02:06 AM
Oh! Could you Santa hat me as well!? Please!? <3

Yikes - I tried... I'm having problems putting hats on a few avatars... the colors don't come out the way they're supposed to. I'm sure if I had Photoshop I could do it, but I'm only using Paint :( . Your avatar is bizarre - I tried to do a negative-looking version, but that didn't really work either. Do you have another file I could work with?

RENESIS_NEENJA
12-08-2006, 12:28 PM
I'm sure I do.. I'll check when I get home later... Thanks for trying though;P