Are those pics real?

Apparently yes.

Links?

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/2181/1thumbthisthreadisworthlesswithoutp1qq9.gif

alnielsen-Do we really have to post the pics on this site? You know how to search dont you?

it's pretty freaking nasty

Yeah....her ham wallet is reallllly worn out. When you're shaved and it STILL looks that bad, you've got problems.

I saw it and threw up in my mouth a little.

Not bad..

Haha, I'm kidding..

Yes they are... :rofl: . Obviously she wasn't thinking in those pics.

Looks clean to me... i'd hit it.

-hS

Hey, She's got the same phone as I do...

-Steakboy

Yes they are... :rofl: . Obviously she wasn't thinking in those pics.

I don't think she is capable of coherent thought processes.

When you have screwed your life up to the point that the only person on earth that will pretend to be your friend is Paris Hilton, you have pretty much shot it to hell. Welcome to rock bottom Brittney.

I can't help but feel sorry for her parents though. I grew up with them and they are decent people. I know they are kicking themselves and wondering where they went wrong.

Looks clean to me... i'd hit it.

-hS
I second that.

But wouldn't go second.

I would.. its all good

Hey, She's got the same phone as I do...

-Steakboy



...hey, u have the same phone as me :) ...and so does she...i guess lol

I don't think she is capable of coherent thought processes.

When you have screwed your life up to the point that the only person on earth that will pretend to be your friend is Paris Hilton, you have pretty much shot it to hell. Welcome to rock bottom Brittney.

I can't help but feel sorry for her parents though. I grew up with them and they are decent people. I know they are kicking themselves and wondering where they went wrong.
Or maybe she was actually thinking... trying to spark her career by showing her beef!

Now that she has muff shots posted on the web, she may as well pose for Playboy. I am sure they would pay her well for a spread. At least they would be better quality pics and show her in a better light than the stuff that she does accidentally.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d14/tjgosurfagain/untitled.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/ne/notears/batmannutz.gif

^^ the longer version where she actually smiles after getting shot in the face is funnier.
(its on the GIF war thread but I don't know how to cross post it)

Well, she ain't horrible looking. I'd still hit it if the opportunity presented itself :mdrmed:

It's too bad she didn't pull something like this about 4 years ago...

Or maybe she was actually thinking... trying to spark her career by showing her beef!


Lol, did you look at those pictures? They might spark a riot trying to get away from them...they're pretty frightening- AND her cesarian scar is beautifully displayed too....

I don't think she is capable of coherent thought processes.

When you have screwed your life up to the point that the only person on earth that will pretend to be your friend is Paris Hilton, you have pretty much shot it to hell. Welcome to rock bottom Brittney.

I can't help but feel sorry for her parents though. I grew up with them and they are decent people. I know they are kicking themselves and wondering where they went wrong.

I think you are full of shit.

I second that.

But wouldn't go second.
3 some :naughty:

I think you are full of shit.

Why, because I have known her whole family all my life? Kentwood, LA is a small town, but she is not the only person that grew up there.

Are we talking about the Harpers Bizaar photos while she was pregnant or something completely different. Someone help me out.

nah, its when she was gettin out of the car while hanging with paris. tis gross.

check out wwtdd.com to see pics.

i posted a link but got a warning from one of the mods in record time

Well, she ain't horrible looking. I'd still hit it if the opportunity presented itself :mdrmed:

It's too bad she didn't pull something like this about 4 years ago...

I'd love to talk with someone who wouldnt still hit it. Even if I was married to a supermodel, i still probably would just for the hell of it.

I wouldnt hit it.
unline BigO, i have morals.

i bet it tastes far from chicken, though.

I wouldnt hit it.
unline BigO, i have morals.

i bet it tastes far from chicken, though.
Maybe it tastes like a Salted Nemo?

i kept hearing about this on the radio but haven't seen pics yet. After K-Fed's been there, not sure I'd ever want to go there.
Pre-KFed, I'd probably hit it.

There are times when seeing something like that is exciting and titillating. That would not be one of them. I'd rather see her wearing yellowed, stained granny panties than see that nasty thing. Looks like somebody backed a bus in and out of it!

I'd love to talk with someone who wouldnt still hit it.
OK. What do you want to chat about?

I think the real question has yet to be asked. What is the car she was in when these pictures where taken? The interior looks interesting....and all I can see of the exterior are the wheels and the paint color.

I don't know but it looks like an RX-8! :rofl: Figured someone was going to say it so I just thought I'd beat them to the punch...

possibly a Bentley

Its Paris Hilton's Mercedes McLaren SLR...

OK. What do you want to chat about?

What are you a monk?

What are you a monk?


I think he just has standards :Eyecrazy:

Seriously. I don't blame you RG, looks awful.

Screw you guys, I'd still hit it

Gives a hi five to K-Fed

I think he just has standards :Eyecrazy:

I'd love to see what his "standards" are. All you moderators are so close minded and full of your own pathetic crap that you judge people way too easily. Granted britney is coming across like a trashbag but I'm sure you'd be caught in more than a few compromising pics if your whole life was caught on film.

I'd love to see what his "standards" are. All you moderators are so close minded and full of your own pathetic crap that you judge people way too easily.
You joined 2 months ago and you've already labeled all of our moderators?? Enjoy the suspension / ban. :evil_laug

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Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...

-Steakboy

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...

-Steakboy

Like just hanging your wang out the window...

I'd love to see what his "standards" are. All you moderators are so close minded and full of your own pathetic crap that you judge people way too easily. Granted britney is coming across like a trashbag but I'm sure you'd be caught in more than a few compromising pics if your whole life was caught on film.

Uh, dude, wth did that come from? Did I personally insult you in some way? What does my, or anyone elses, comments on a message board have to do with being close minded or judgemental? Where do YOU get off making incredibly rude, obnoxious comments about US? If I see that kind of thing from you again, you will be getting a three day vacation from these boards. Normally, I'd send you a PM about it and try to be nice when sending a warning, but since you're going to be rude and call me and rotarygod out in public over something this trivial, I'll do the same.

I'd love to see what his "standards" are. All you moderators are so close minded and full of your own pathetic crap that you judge people way too easily. Granted britney is coming across like a trashbag but I'm sure you'd be caught in more than a few compromising pics if your whole life was caught on film.
Well first of all I'm in a happy stable longterm relationship and am not desperate just to get some. Second, I don't want to catch any diseases and you can't tell me she's clean. Not after K-Fed. AIDS is probably scared to touch her. She's not that attractive until you add 6000 layers of makeup and with that much work anyone can be made attractive. She used to look good a few years ago. That was also before K-Fed. Those days are over. She's an idiot and makes Jessica Simpson look like a rocket scientist. Yes I have standards. Yours are apparently lower than mine so how does that make me the one full of pathetic crap? It seems like someone's got that backwards. If I'm judging people way too easily, how come you're the one saying I'm full of pathetic crap? Did I say that about you? Double standard? It has nothing to do with being caught in an uncompromising position. Go find a happy relationship sometime and you'll see exactly why I'm not desperate enough to touch that.

i wont lie.. i'd hit it. over and over again. i'd hit it all the way to the bank.

Tranny needs an overhaul, may never be the same but yeah, i'd hit it.

i wont lie.. i'd hit it. over and over again. i'd hit it all the way to the bank.

K-Fed, Is that you? lol jk jk

-Steakboy

I'd love to see what his "standards" are. All you moderators are so close minded and full of your own pathetic crap that you judge people way too easily. Granted britney is coming across like a trashbag but I'm sure you'd be caught in more than a few compromising pics if your whole life was caught on film.

Nice knowing you, Mr. 5 Posts!

:rotfl

i wish. i'd be rollin if I was.

You know who's probably enjoying this the most... Justin.

-hS

Like just hanging your wang out the window...

Like rolling grapes down a bowling alley....

Like rolling grapes down a bowling alley....
Like porking a hula hoop...

I wouldn't hit it and I'm single to boot.

Reasons have already been stated by others:
1)K-fed
2)Hotdog down a hallway, rolling grapes down a bowling alley, etc etc

Pre-K-fed?

In a heartbeat.

What, was K-FED like king kong or something? Why is everyone saying shes all loose now? For all you guys know shes only been with 2 guys, Justin and K-Fed. Ok there may have been many others but you dont know that. Unless there was some other bf that was in the headlines. I dont watch MTV nor follow up on cr*p like this so i am pretty much out of the loop.

Anway, if its just 2 or just a few more... I'm sure most of your gf's/wives have ridden more dudes than britney.

*puts on flame suit*

Anyway, im not standing up for her. i think shes trashy and a complete loser, but that doesnt make her vag loose.

-hS

What, was K-FED like king kong or something? Why is everyone saying shes all loose now? For all you guys know shes only been with 2 guys, Justin and K-Fed. Ok there may have been many others but you dont know that. Unless there was some other bf that was in the headlines. I dont watch MTV nor follow up on cr*p like this so i am pretty much out of the loop.

Anway, if its just 2 or just a few more... I'm sure most of your gf's/wives have ridden more dudes than britney.

*puts on flame suit*

Anyway, im not standing up for her. i think shes trashy and a complete loser, but that doesnt make her vag loose.

-hS
Remember, 2 kids have popped out of that bag....

I personally thing we're talking conceptual at this point. She could be as tight as a soda straw - I still wouldn't go into that canyon of disease.

Hmphh...
She's probably no worse then 70% of todays high school girls and 80% of todays college ladies. And thats conservatively speaking. Times are changing.

Remember, 2 kids have popped out of that bag....

nah, she had cesarians both times.

nah, she had cesarians both times.i didnt even know she had kids (nor do i care), but yeah... one of the people earlier who kept making the loose vag jokes needs to chime in with why? She still sounds exteremely less slutty than most girls her age (basing this on her total number of known partners).

BTW, complaining about how loose a girl is, is the equivalent of admitting to have a small weiner. And on that note... BigOLundh prefers girls who are already loosened up.

BTW, complaining about how loose a girl is, is the equivalent of admitting to have a small weiner. And on that note... BigOLundh prefers girls who are already loosened up.

That is more information than most of us needed. :)

Wilson, I think your avatar should be:

http://www.exhibitoronline.com/exhibitormagazine/images/november_2004/mediaevent/wilson_small.jpg

i have to dance around the popcorn cuz after those pics i lost my appetite ;)

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a245/rsd428/Smilies/popcorn/drama.gif

nah, she had cesarians both times.
well then the mission's a go...all clear on all systems.

Damn......

Well, only way it could happen.....maybe it has happened already, judging by their attitude and character: Lindsey, Paris and Brittney on the same bed

:3some: then :ky: :ky: then :op: :op:

i didnt even know she had kids (nor do i care), but yeah... one of the people earlier who kept making the loose vag jokes needs to chime in with why? She still sounds exteremely less slutty than most girls her age (basing this on her total number of known partners).

BTW, complaining about how loose a girl is, is the equivalent of admitting to have a small weiner. And on that note... BigOLundh prefers girls who are already loosened up.


Some bags dont look so hot when they are shaved. Hers seems to be one of them. It looked kind of saggy and loose so I think that's where these ideas come from.

Some bags dont look so hot when they are shaved. Hers seems to be one of them. It looked kind of saggy and loose so I think that's where these ideas come from.
You admit that and yet would still touch it? Weird.

Wilson, I think your avatar should be:

http://www.exhibitoronline.com/exhibitormagazine/images/november_2004/mediaevent/wilson_small.jpg

Done. Thanks. :)

Now that I've seen the video of what happened while all these pictures were taken, I think it's even funnier/worse. It's obvious she was doing this on purpose. She says, "Guys, don't be perverts" in the most contrived fake way...which really means "Guys, take pictures up my skirt now."

No I can't link it here because I think the video camera catches a little something, but it's just hilarious and dumb. So sad that these women have no brains or talent...I bet Paris has no idea about what makes her car special other than it's an expensive Benz.

BTW, complaining about how loose a girl is, is the equivalent of admitting to have a small weiner. And on that note... BigOLundh prefers girls who are already loosened up.

So does TOD...

dont like dealing with inexperienced girls

Rumour has it that Brit is pregnant again....hope that's wrong..

Rumour has it that Brit is pregnant again....hope that's wrong..


Impossible. I pulled out way early.

Lol!!

Impossible. I pulled out way early.

thers always the pre-cum lol

Done. Thanks. :)

CLASSIC! You the man! :rofl:

nah, she had cesarians both times.

I didn't know that. It may not be that bad then...

-Steakboy

Bullshit! You'd all hit 'dat in a second. This, of course, in fantasyland where you all have the option of having sex with Britney Spears. :rolleyes:

I wouldn't hit it.

I wouldn't hit it.

Isn't that whole girl on girl thing catching on? :naughty:

That's what I hear. Too bad I'm not that trendy. :(

That's what I hear. Too bad I'm not that trendy. :(

I was starting to worry about you kim!

I have my own theories about lesbians, but I won't go into that...

-Steakboy

Starting to worry that I was a lesbian...? Uh...

I'm so confused...

-Steakboy

get one last hump in and run...go go go soldier.

Look girl in leather!

http://star.walagata.com/w/steakboy42/Elisa_Dushku_Latex_Catsuit.gif

*runs away*

-Steakboy

Camel toe?

Know the toe, I always say ...

Man, how would you like to be Brit's kid and you get to highschool and somebody pulls this picture and passes it around....

"The parent's eat sour grapes but the kid's teeth are set on edge."

can't be any worse than pam andersons kids.

-hS

i just read over a few of those.. they were pretty hilarious

-hS

Brit apparently got to see her own pix, and acording to CNN, she has posted an explanation on her web site - she got a little over the top because she was celebrating her divorce and drinking with Paris...

paris + britney... i can't wait to see what comes next from these two pillars of class.

Not pics I'll revisit. But I'll call bullsh8t on the majority of those saying they wouldn't hit it (hypothetically speaking - I'm not single either). Consider it this way:

If Paris & Brit started freakin me on the dance floor at some club then pulled me towards some VIP lounge for a hollywood stlye game of hide the salami - I wouldn't be resisting.

Where they to come up to me while I was reading a book and started talking to me I'd probably be too turned off by their collective stupidity that I'd likely be stricken with an acute case of impotence.

:rofl:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/sbfd3s/peniscolada17.jpg

Bwahahahahahaha! Priceless!

Hi five!

CNN just announced that because of the publicity - Brit will be launching a new line of underpants to be sold thru Victoria's Secret

That cartoon is fantastic!!

New Brit panty line sales pitch:

"Because Panty lines are better than the alternative!"

I Believe it